Be Confident Regardless of Whatever: Clear Your Core

You can be confident! Now listen here, we are not telling you to be cocky. We are telling you to be sure of yourself. Here is how to clear your core. First we must call the exterminator to eradicate all confidence killers. Confidence killers are self-defeating thought patterns. Many of us walk through life with debilitating theories. It's time to cut that shit out. Let us bid farewell to these transgressive ways of thinking.

1. The Dark Cloud of Doom:

Look out! There is a disaster hiding behind every corner. Expect it. The Dark Cloud of Destruction makes you think silly things like: “ My boss didn’t bless me with the promotion I deserved so now I have to turn to stripping” Yes, That is a bit extreme. Only strip if that’s what your heart desires. We're not stopping anyone's grind. Remember to relax.

2. The Shady Should:

Here is a perfectionist's worst nightmare. Should statements are more about what you think other people expect from you than what you really care about.

Should statements may sound like: Everybody should be on social media. You then ponder, "Oh, no! WTF! I must now devote my entire life to social media! Why is my lame ass not up and down everyone's timeline with my clothes off promoting tea or waist shapers. Oh my freaking God! There must be something really wrong with me for being fully clothed and liking coffee."

Listen Linda, I know plenty of millionaires that can barely search Google and only shop at Target. Relax.

3. The Compliment Crumpler:

For the love of God, This son of a bitch can’t seem to let you take a genuine compliment. For once, if a friend tells you that your ass looks fat in those jeans, don’t let this scoundrel chime in and say: So wait are you lying to me because I know I look like a big body beluga whale in these jeans that are 3 sizes too small because food is life and I can't stop eating it. Um…. Simply say thank you and stop over exaggerating. Have you ever considered that you may be doing the absolute most? Relax

Stop playing in my face! You are amazing and it’s time to stand in your greatness. You’d be far more confident if you didn’t spend so much energy being your own worst enemy!

In order to exterminate these confidence killers, we must face these good for nothing monsters head on like The Power Rangers. Knowing what to look for will always put you at a strong advantage. Now let's relax and let the exterminator do its job..